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23 Life Insurance Quotes – Witty and Meaningful

Throughout our website Soccerwidow we talk about statistics, especially in connection with sports results, odds calculation, and betting, and we can assure you that nothing within this field carries a full one hundred percent probability.

But when it comes to the subject of life, absolute certainty does exist. The undesirable question is when, and not if…

The following selection of life insurance quotes is not a commercial collection. It is simply a broad perspective on the topic of life insurance.

Enjoy and don’t forget to share if you like this collection!

Perhaps the best cure
for the fear of death
is to reflect
that life
has a beginning
as well as an end.

William Hazlitt

(1778 – 1830, English writer)

Life Insurance Quote: While nothing is more uncertain than a single life, nothing is more certain than the average duration of a thousand lives - Elizur Wright

While nothing
is more uncertain
than a single life,
nothing is more certain
than the average duration
of a thousand lives.

Elizur Wright

(1804 – 1885, American mathematician,
“father of life insurance” for his pioneering work on actuarial tables)

Statistics have shown
that mortality increases perceptibly
in the military
during wartime.

Alphonse Allais

(1854 – 1905, French writer and humourist)

Fun is like life insurance;
the older you get,
the more it costs.

Frank McKinney Hubbard,
better known by his pen name “Kin” Hubbard

(1868 – 1930, American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist)

I detest life-insurance agents:
they always argue
that I shall someday die,
which is not so.

Stephen Butler Leacock

(1869 – 1944, English-born Canadian teacher,
political scientist, writer, and humorist)

Asking Europe to disarm
is like asking a man in Chicago
to give up his life insurance.

Will Rogers

(1879 – 1935, American entertainer)

The determination of
life insurance salesmen to succeed
has made life
pretty soft for widows.

William A. Feather

(1889 – 1981, American publisher and author)

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