Top 30 Poker Quotes by Great Players & Winners

I always carried a gun in my pocket
because the problem for me
wasn’t winning the money,
it was getting out with it.
Dave “Devilfish” Ulliott

Poker has the feeling of a sport,
but you don’t have to do push-ups.
Penn Jillette

Last night I stayed up
playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

If you call, it’s gonna be all over, baby!
Scott Nguyen

This donkey stuffs $15,000 in with king-jack.
I mean, the guy can’t even spell poker.
Phil Hellmuth

I believe most of the world
is finally starting to love me,
like McEnroe or Ali.
Phil Hellmuth, humble as ever.

If there weren’t luck involved,
I would win every time.
Phil Hellmuth. Again.

I think I would be a good U.S. President,
but I wouldn’t want that level of stress…
And Phil Hellmuth. One more time.

[The Main Event] is
the only tournament in the history of poker
you never have to bluff.
You just have to stay alive
and wait for the idiots
to give you their chips.
Mike Matusow

I’m going to destroy you.
I’m gonna take everything you got!
Tony Guoga
commonly known as Tony G