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Top 30 Poker Quotes by Great Players & Winners

I always carried a gun in my pocket
because the problem for me
wasn’t winning the money,
it was getting out with it.

Dave “Devilfish” Ulliott

(1954 – 2015; English professional gambler and poker player)

If you can't spot the sucker 30 minutes after sitting down at a table, it's probably you.

Poker has the feeling of a sport,
but you don’t have to do push-ups.

Penn Jillette

(*1955, American magician/illusionist, juggler,
comedian, musician, inventor, actor)

Last night I stayed up
playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright

(*1955, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer,
and an Oscar-winning film producer)

If you call, it’s gonna be all over, baby!
Scott Nguyen

(*1962, Vietnamese American professional poker player
who is a five-time World Series of Poker (WSOP) bracelet winner)

This donkey stuffs $15,000 in with king-jack.
I mean, the guy can’t even spell poker.

Phil Hellmuth

(*1964, American professional poker player
who has won a record fourteen World Series of Poker bracelets)

I believe most of the world
is finally starting to love me,
like McEnroe or Ali.

Phil Hellmuth, humble as ever.

If there weren’t luck involved,
I would win every time.

Phil Hellmuth. Again.

I think I would be a good U.S. President,
but I wouldn’t want that level of stress…

And Phil Hellmuth. One more time.

[The Main Event] is
the only tournament in the history of poker
you never have to bluff.
You just have to stay alive
and wait for the idiots
to give you their chips.

Mike Matusow

(*1968, American professional poker player)

I’m going to destroy you.
I’m gonna take everything you got!

Tony Guoga
commonly known as Tony G

(*1973, Lithuanian businessman, poker player,
politician and philanthropist)

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