Poker takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master

Top 30 Poker Quotes by Great Players & Winners

Come on, Russian, get out! It’s time to go.
You’re a professional player
and I can do this to you.
Bring the Russians on. Bring more Russians!
You played that as bad as you could.
Your career is finished. You are GONE!

Tony Guoga

(who else?)

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

The beautiful thing about poker is
that everybody thinks they can play.

Christopher Bryan Moneymaker

(*1975, American poker player who won
the Main Event at the 2003 World Series of Poker)

Poker is like sex.
Everyone thinks they’re the best
but most people don’t have a clue
what they’re doing.

Dutch Boyd

(*1980, American professional poker player)

Boom! 9-high like a boss!
William Kassouf

(1981, Professional British poker player)

The cardinal sin in poker,
worse than playing bad cards,
worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly,
is becoming emotionally involved.

Katherine “Katy” Lederer

(American poet and author of the memoir
Poker Face: A Girlhood Among Gambler

In the poker game of life,
women are the rake.

Worm (Edward Norton)
From the film, Rounders

It’s all about doing
the wrong thing at the right time.
Like life, I guess.

Lancey Howard (Edward G. Robinson)
From the film, The Cincinnati Kid

Poker is like sex – it’s more fun when you go all-in.

If you can’t spot the sucker
30 minutes after sitting down at a table,
it’s probably you.


Even a blind squirrel
finds the nuts once in a while.


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