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Top 50 Money Jokes – Short Quick One-Liners

This is a compilation of funny, quick, short one liner jokes and sayings about money.

Not all of them have a deeper meaning. This collection is simply intended to bring a smile to your face or brighten up your day…

Money Jokes taken from Life

Imagine, I have love letters
in six different languages!
So what?
I pay child support
in eight different currencies.

Cartoon: Zookeepers watch amazed bears working on computersSomehow they figured out how to monetize their brand.

I can handle money!
I know
how to spend money,
I know
how to get into debt and
I know
how to lose money.

Borrow money from pessimists,
they don’t expect it back.

Living on earth
may be expensive,
but it includes
an annual free trip
around the sun.

Nothing is foolproof
to a talented fool.

An oil sheik
says in a gallery:
I really admire Picasso.
There is nobody
who was able to sell oil
so expensive.

Money Jokes & Puns

Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it.

Why did the hippie
put his money
in the refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.

Why isn’t a dime
worth as much today
as it used to be?
Because the dimes (times)
have changed.

Why was the skunk
arrested for counterfeiting?
Because he gave out
bad scents (cents).

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